Leave My Crotch Alone
With Mother’s Day looming just around the corner, I was reflecting on my own experiences growing up with my mother (and when you sit in the sun in a tin foil hat and mirrorball sequinned jacket, you...
View ArticleA Snuffleupagus in Kid’s Clothing
So, I’m preparing lunch in the kitchen and from out of nowhere, I hear Indy calling out from behind the couch on his playmat, pointing to a picture of a mother duck and her ducklings and going, “Gwark,...
View ArticleYou had me at…BLRRRP!
Wow, here we are at our 100th post and I felt it only deserving that we look back on just how we got here in the first place. For those of you reading this, it was probably through your internet...
View ArticleOCD or NOCD? That is the question…
As I was tidying up my son’s blocks, making sure that I had accounted for every last piece and aligned them accordingly into the designated receptacle so that, no two pieces of the same colour were...
View ArticleCock-blocker!
If you’re unfamiliar with the term, a “cock-blocker” is somebody or something that interferes with a man’s intention and ability to get to ‘home plate’ with the respective object of his desire. In...
View ArticleIroningMan
Remember the time I revealed my super secret super-duper OCD powers? Well, like Tony Stark from The Avengers, IRONMAN (or should that be, IRONING MAN?), was put through his paces this week when I had...
View ArticleMy First Christmas Tree
As far as family traditions go, one of my favourites has always been decorating the Christmas tree. I remember as a kid, the excitement of pulling it out the box (I love the smell of plastic in the...
View ArticleWell, this just happened…
Never ever ever ever expected this to happen a second time. Will say more on this after I’ve had a little lay down… The post Well, this just happened… appeared first on The 40YrOldDad.
View ArticleThe Sequel: Highs and Lows
Our journey into parenthood began a couple years ago with Four Little Words, “You’re f*#ng kidding me!” Now that we’re writing the sequel, there were actually zero words. Just shock. Open-mouthed, jaw...
View ArticleResults Are In…
Indy had just gone down for a nap and I was in the loo when I heard it. Not that, THAT…the shrill of Mumma’s ringtone. By the time I made it to the living room, my heart was already in my mouth, which...
View ArticleTruth vs Magic: Rudolph or Revelation?
I still remember the day my parents sat me down and told me the …[spoiler alert]…”truth”…about Santa. After they swept up all the glass, stemmed the bleeding from their ears and tilted the earth back...
View Article5 Things They Don’t Tell You About Being A Dad
Being a Dad is pretty awesome and there’s always a lot of advice and tips that people are always willing to give a first time Daddy-to-be. But there’s quite a few things that nobody ever told me about...
View ArticleCreepy Things Kids Say To Make You Crap Your Dacks
We’ve all seen them on the net. The creepy things toddlers say that makes you think they’ve lived another life as a serial killer or frightened the bajeezus out of you because ‘they see dead people.’...
View ArticleOCD or NOCD? That is the question…
As I was tidying up my son’s blocks, making sure that I had accounted for every last piece and aligned them accordingly into the designated receptacle so that, no two pieces of the same colour were...
View ArticleCock-blocker!
If you’re unfamiliar with the term, a “cock-blocker” is somebody or something that interferes with a man’s intention and ability to get to ‘home plate’ with the respective object of his desire. In...
View ArticleIroningMan
Remember the time I revealed my super secret super-duper OCD powers? Well, like Tony Stark from The Avengers, IRONMAN (or should that be, IRONING MAN?), was put through his paces this week when I had...
View ArticleMy First Christmas Tree
As far as family traditions go, one of my favourites has always been decorating the Christmas tree. I remember as a kid, the excitement of pulling it out the box (I love the smell of plastic in the...
View ArticleWell, this just happened…
Never ever ever ever expected this to happen a second time. Will say more on this after I’ve had a little lay down… The post Well, this just happened… appeared first on The 40YrOldDad.
View ArticleThe Sequel: Highs and Lows
Our journey into parenthood began a couple years ago with Four Little Words, “You’re f*#ng kidding me!” Now that we’re writing the sequel, there were actually zero words. Just shock. Open-mouthed, jaw...
View ArticleResults Are In…
Indy had just gone down for a nap and I was in the loo when I heard it. Not that, THAT…the shrill of Mumma’s ringtone. By the time I made it to the living room, my heart was already in my mouth, which...
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